Q: Why post an item about Canadians saving a shark who beached himself while choking on a 2-foot hunk of moose on an expository composition course blog?
A:
1. Because it's awesome.
2. Because I can.
3. Because I'm pretty sure there has never been a story about Canadians rescuing a beached shark choking on moose before, and therefore I'm pretty sure there has never been a story about Canadians rescuing a beached shark choking on moose featured on a high school English course blog, so I get to claim this is as a historical first.
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